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Seemingly Harmless Broadcast Drives Adults to Madness

The KIDZ–EON appears to be a harmless children’s show, comedy featuring colorful characters and comedy whimsical songs. Yet researchers discovered the broadcast encodes existential truths in the melody—truths the human mind cannot parse safely.

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KIDZ–EON remains the only known station classified as cognitohazardous to all age groups.